everybody has that one fictional character that they irrationally adore above all others and will defend to the death and you just get super happy and excited whenever you see their face on your dash
isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND
also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…
isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet
wow these are like the strangest pictures because theyre official pictures but he looks like a fucking 16 year old delinquent in a private school and i cant handle it because its weird???
he kind of looks like a really sexy delinquent hufflepuff
sexy delinquent hufflepuff
Bitch, he’s got a blue tie.
He’s obviously a Ravenclaw.
Although I would say he’s a Slytherin
BITCH THAT TIE IS OBVIOUSLY YELLOW AND BLACK
ok it’s kind of a blue-black but YELLOW IS NOT A RAVENCLAW COLOR, BITCH
JERK THAT COULD BE BLUE AND BRONZE
yeah it is sort of more black-gold but THAT’S NOT A HOUSE COLOUR COMBINATION, JERK
AND IT’S SPELT COLOUR
UM EXCUSE U YELLOW AND BLACK ARE HUFFLEPUFF’S COLORS YOU DICK
ALSO I GAINED THE RIGHT TO SPELL IT “COLOR” WHEN MY COUNTRY WON THE REVOLUTIONARY WAR
SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT
GOLD AND YELLOW ARE DIFFERENT COLOURS MOTHERFUCKER
AND I WOULD HAVE MAKE A COMEBACK ABOUT “OH RIGHT CAUSE FREEDOM AND EVERYTHING HOW DID THE CIVIL WAR WORK OUT FOR YOU ALL”
BUT THEN I THOUGHT
NAH FUCK IT WE HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT CLEARLY THAT TIE DISPLAYS A PALE YELLOW AND NOT A GOLD JESUS CHRIST
YOU MIGHT HAVE STEPHEN FRY
BUT WE HAVE THE SUPERNATURAL CAST
INCLUDING MARK SHEPPARD
WE’RE NOT GIVING HIM BACK
Destiel AU: Castiel is a secret agent of Russian intelligence, Dean is from the CIA. They're playing this game a long time.
its 20 fucking 13 can we stop pretending that online activism and general awareness campaigns “dont do anything” before i got on tumblr i was a racist sexist anti-feminist piece of garbage whos greatest understanding of any social issue was discrimination against white gay men and that trans people were “men trapped in womens bodies”
obviously something fucking right is going on so why dont you stop being pessimistic little shits.
I’ve developed this headcanon where Phineas and Ferb go back to school and the teacher asks who would like to share what they did over the summer. Phineas is almost falling out of his seat, holding his arm up so high, and finally the teacher says, “Phineas, the entire Tri-State area knows what you’ve been up to this summer.”
THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
- finding someone aesthetically pleasing
- being sexually attracted to someone
- being romantically attracted to someone